Two Keys to My Kingdom

Many years ago I read an essay that said, "If you have more than two keys on your key ring, your life is too complicated." At the time, my key ring was so heavy I was afraid it was going to damage the ignition of my car.

Today, for the first time ever: Two keys. One for the house and one for the car. 

And I have to say, my life is a lot less complicated.

I've had keys to storage lockers (the last one surrendered this afternoon), to my mother's home, to post office boxes, to other peoples' houses, t