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Lost the viewers. It would be extremely sad, did it not coincide with a cessation of stupid comments. "I've been wasting my time ............. "
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Is Al Goldstein still out there? He paid Vanessa's granmomma for a few pieces in Screw.
Oh boy. More mommy and daddy psychological insights offered from outside. Send me back to the "New Age" group quickly. I need ten half-assed hugs right away.
Have to admit, those fuckhead Millennials were right on one thing. Yeah, I'm being generous as if you throw enough shit at the wall some is bound to stick,
Here's a tough poll question. If not allowed to choose "none of the above" would you rather spend three hours with a New Ager or a Millennial? No, suicide is not an option.
Have to admit, those fuckhead Millennials were right on one thing. Yeah, I'm being generous as if you throw enough shit at the wall some is bound to stick,
Here's a tough poll question. If not allowed to choose "none of the above" would you rather spend three hours with a New Ager or a Millennial? No, suicide is not an option.
Almost sign off time. Where is Arthur? I have a few guesses.
1) He is basking in the glory of the excellent reception of his new poetry book; probably devoid of trousers.
2) He is pissed at me for something I wrote on this thread.
3) He is trying to think of a funny and wise retort to something I wrote on this thread.
4) He's doing one of those long photo shoots with an HST bimbo.
5) He's going postal with all the orders for the poetry book.
6) He's trying to convince Hackle to keep writing, as he really is talented. Yo.
7) He found out that it wasn't the best of ideas to mix the Jack Daniels with the glue used on the poetry book.
8) He's interviewing another sad ass loser with a pathetic story of sabotage.
9) He is reading Mark Leyner's "Theory of the Novel" for the sixth time looking for a decipherable part he can quote.
10) He and Hackle tried an "Infinite Jest" buddy read again and he is rushing Hackle to the hospital with a possible aneurysm.
1) He is basking in the glory of the excellent reception of his new poetry book; probably devoid of trousers.
2) He is pissed at me for something I wrote on this thread.
3) He is trying to think of a funny and wise retort to something I wrote on this thread.
4) He's doing one of those long photo shoots with an HST bimbo.
5) He's going postal with all the orders for the poetry book.
6) He's trying to convince Hackle to keep writing, as he really is talented. Yo.
7) He found out that it wasn't the best of ideas to mix the Jack Daniels with the glue used on the poetry book.
8) He's interviewing another sad ass loser with a pathetic story of sabotage.
9) He is reading Mark Leyner's "Theory of the Novel" for the sixth time looking for a decipherable part he can quote.
10) He and Hackle tried an "Infinite Jest" buddy read again and he is rushing Hackle to the hospital with a possible aneurysm.
RennieD wrote: "Almost sign off time. Where is Arthur? I have a few guesses."1) He is basking in the glory of the excellent reception of his new poetry book; probably devoid of trousers.
You know me so well!
2) He is pissed at me for something I wrote on this thread.
But there's so much you write, it's practically impossible to ever get truly pissed at any one little thing you wrote, and so it's more like a general sustained annoyance, I'd say.
3) He is trying to think of a funny and wise retort to something I wrote on this thread.
See my replies to your other nine guesses.
4) He's doing one of those long photo shoots with an HST bimbo.
Again, you know me well!
5) He's going postal with all the orders for the poetry book.
Post office ain't open on Sundays, dum-dum.
6) He's trying to convince Hackle to keep writing, as he really is talented. Yo.
Trying to convince Hackle to keep writing sounds like the biggest waste of time imaginable, because he's already gonna keep on cranking out masterpieces like The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack and Is Winona Ryder Still with the Dude from Soul Asylum? and Other LURID Tales of TERROR and DOOM!!! anyway, yo.
7) He found out that it wasn't the best of ideas to mix the Jack Daniels with the glue used on the poetry book.
Pretty sure I done learned that lesson already by the time I was about twelve.
8) He's interviewing another sad ass loser with a pathetic story of sabotage.
The Edward Drobinski interview isn't scheduled to run for about another week.
9) He is reading Mark Leyner's "Theory of the Novel" for the sixth time looking for a decipherable part he can quote.
Wasn't that Lukács..? Try Leyner's The Sugar Frosted Nutsack if you want indecipherable, or if you want to try actually reading one of the authors you most commonly criticize.
10) He and Hackle tried "Infinite Jest" again and he is rushing Hackle to the hospital for a possible anerysm.
That's quite the arresting image, lol!
LOL except for the serious Hackle altarization and I need further explanation of #9.
Great going all around.
Great going all around.




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