froborr:
callmebliss:
froborr:
moenetteistumblin:
professorfangirl:
ultimateventist:
charlesoberonn:
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
#wow #fuck is old
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
I love biologists.
Fuck is about eighteen and a half times as old as balls.
Imagine a world of ballless fuck
Imagine a world of ballless fuck
The original tagline for Jurassic Park was less than ideal.
Published on November 21, 2017 17:00