If I

If I tweet
Will my feet
Compete

If I fart
Will the art
Depart

If I sneeze
Will my knees
Freeze

If I poo
What will you
Do

If I twitter
Is the babysitter
Bitter

If I read
Will I need
Feed

If I critique
Will I speak
Greek

If I rhyme
May I waste
Time

© jane jago 2017