Conversations With Friends

Have you ever just found yourself in one of those bizarre conversations with someone else that if anyone else was listening in (and they didn't know you) it would all sound very scandalous?  A recent conversation with a girlfriend went something like this… (conversation printed with permission)…

Me: So I told you about my new project?

S: Uh huh. Hey, D wants to know how you got the wrappy stuff on the bottle.

Me: Wrappy stuff?

S: Yeah, like the plastic on the lid. It even had a perforation to...