Andy Rooney and I have similar thoughts on sleep

Rooney and I are both exceedingly efficient when it comes to sleeping. 

We can sleep anywhere, regardless of comfort, and we can fall asleep almost immediately. 

Rooney seems to enjoy napping, a practice that I vehemently oppose, but perhaps when I am his age, my tune will change.

But in terms of thoughts on sleep, we agree on three things:

It's a terrible shame that most people spend a third of their lives sleeping. Anyone who is sleeping more than 8 hours a day is sleeping their life away. Most people could probably benefit from a little less sleep and a little more life.