2017

All in all, a pretty good year.

I didn't publish QUITE as much as I did in 2016, but still made a decent splash regardless. Early in the year I released my debut poetry collection, I Wrote a Poem About You, as well as an anthology of my chapbooks from 2016, The Sugar House Papers. Later, I managed to place a poem in EZ.P.ZINE Vol. 1: Beast of Burden, from Pyre Publishing. I edited the Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter issues of HST Quarterly, the poetry journal I founded last year, and I spent the greater part of the summer compiling seven years worth of material into Horror Sleaze Trash: Prose in Poor Taste, a fiction anthology from the same outfit. And, just for good measure, I capped off the year with my second collection of poetry, Piss On It: New And Selected Poems. Keeping busy!

I didn't attend any conventions this year, but I did appear on two podcasts (Losing the Plot and Bizzong!), and I had a chat with Lady Catfood over at Indie Revolution. In addition to this, I interviewed Leo X. Robertson, Vanessa de Largie, and the notorious TOP TROLL of Goodreads himself, Edward Drobinski.

As usual, I read a lot.

Just for shits, I decided to jump on the whole Patreon bandwagon, and I actually managed to snag some support for my very real writing/drinking habit! Feel free to chip in yourself, if you'd like.

I moved into a new apartment... Took a solo trip through Europe... Began writing for stand-up... Let's see, what else... Oh! There was this semi-scandalous photo of yours truly in the buff!

And finally, I was selected by the legendary Ben John Smith to replace him as sitting Editor in Chief of Horror Sleaze Trash, the underground art/lit zine. To call this a great honor would be an understatement, to say the least! Digests from November and December of this year should be enough to catch you up on my tenure thus far.

Anyway, as the year gallops rapidly to its close, so too does my patience with this blog post. I'll add more if anything stupendous happens to occur within the next few weeks, otherwise I'll just see y'all in 2018!

xoxoxox,

AG
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message 1: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca Gransden Slacker


message 2: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham Rebecca wrote: "Slacker"

I know! I'll have to pick up the pace next year...


message 3: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 09, 2017 11:54AM) (new)

I am not a troll. I'm a concientious dissenter. Further, if an overt troll trolls a surreptitious troll, is that still trolling?

FUCKHEAD


message 4: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham SteveS wrote: "I am not a troll. I'm a concientious dissenter."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a9BO...


message 5: by Glenn (new)

Glenn Russell Keep on truckin'!!!!!


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

"They used to call this a Chevy." What this may have to do with anything is beyond me. But, the liking of this group is the only thing Arthur and I have in common. So hear an AG favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maouQ...


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

"Restore your lost soul for two dollars plus toll."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsx7I...


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

“Poets do not go mad; but chess-players do. Mathematicians go mad, and cashiers; but creative artists very seldom. I am not, as will be seen, in any sense attacking logic: I only say that this danger does lie in logic, not in imagination.”
― G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

"Unleashed by the crash."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T53Jh...


Stephanie *Eff your feelings* Wow! Busy fellow … keep up the good work!


message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

" .................. summertime sits on my shoulder cutting deeply into my skin."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgMNI...


message 12: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham SteveS wrote: "AG and his minions are doing some interesting things."

Yes, you could say that...

http://www.horrorsleazetrash.com/down...


message 13: by [deleted user] (new)

Have some of the covers been changed? To my loss, I didn't remember Summer 2017 at all.

The fact that stuff like this is available free while a "best seller's " e-book goes for $12.99 gets me irate. It takes too long to adequately explain. Guess pop-psy, in another demonstration of their profound insight, would call it anger.

Back to explaining po-mo from differing POV's. Somehow your stuff makes me lose interest and concentration, but I'll try to muddle on through.

DEVIL FUCKER


message 14: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 10, 2017 06:03PM) (new)

Arthur; I might put a grain of interest in that Mark O'connell bullshit right after you and Hackle read and understand "Infinite Jest" and/or climb Mount Everest. Solo European sojourns acceptable.

Or else, why do you keep liking these asshole reviews?


message 15: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham SteveS wrote: "why do you keep liking these asshole reviews?"

I have long since abandoned all attempts at understanding why anyone does anything anymore, least of all why we keep liking these asshole reviews, commenting on these asshole blogs, etc.


message 16: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 10, 2017 06:13PM) (new)

Arthur wrote; "I have long since abandoned all attempts at understanding why anyone does anything anymore, least of all why we keep liking these asshole reviews, commenting on these asshole blogs, etc. "

Oh, come on. You well know it's the expectation of money, love, or a hateful nasty blowjob. That is all.

Correction; Po-mowers profess to be otherwise.


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message 18: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham SteveS wrote: "Oh, come on. You well know it's the expectation of money, love, or a hateful nasty blowjob. That is all."

Hey, sometimes a hateful nasty blowjob is enough to get a man through.


message 19: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 11, 2017 10:09AM) (new)

No argument. I've read your short stories and find the mother-daughter one memorable. Or was that in "Editorial?"


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message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

Off to DFW-land. Did he ever take off on this interviewer. Well, that can happen when one belabors questions.


message 22: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham SteveS wrote: "AG has the last word, and it is?"

AG: This is precisely why I got out of metafiction and into poetry -- an elevated artform beyond such crassness as crank-turning and thus devoid of crass crank-turners.


message 23: by [deleted user] (new)

I always suspected that there was some reason I like you.


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message 25: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham SteveS wrote: "I always suspected that there was some reason I like you."

Should you ever happen to figure out why I just barely tolerate like you, please let me know.


message 26: by [deleted user] (new)

"I don't think I think I'm thinking."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXTXI...


message 27: by [deleted user] (new)

"I'm much too fast to take that test."

Stick this one on your bumper and hit the gas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCgzX...


message 28: by [deleted user] (new)

"Three pennies and who can tell?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zjrk...


message 29: by [deleted user] (new)

Just noticed this. If you just remove one "O" from GR; you get God Reads. Couldn't be. Could it?


message 30: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham SteveS wrote: "Just noticed this. If you just remove one "O" from GR; you get God Reads. Couldn't be. Could it?"

Personally, I think they should remove the "D" instead.


message 31: by [deleted user] (new)

Arthur wrote; "Personally, I think they should remove the "D" instead."

Which one? That's a stupid comment, but it looks like the only ones here are me and you. So WTF?


message 32: by [deleted user] (new)

One source said this was DFW's favorite group. Look, I never said he was perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdh...


message 33: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham SteveS wrote: "That edge must be as slippery as Crisco."

(resists urge to make yo-momma joke)


message 34: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 13, 2017 05:37PM) (new)

Arthur wrote; "(resists urge to make yo-momma joke)"

That "yo momma" stuff only passes for a joke in the land of (resists trolling instinct.)


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message 36: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham SteveS wrote: "(resists trolling instinct.)"

(resists feeding troll)


message 37: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham NameHere wrote: "FUCK YOU, ALL YOUR SUCK-UP SHITTY "ARTISTES", THIS THREAD, AND YO BIG FAT MOMMA."

description


message 38: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham NameHere wrote: "If it goes more than 50 pages inclusive of amusing commercials, can you handle it?"

Depends on how many pages are dedicated to descriptions of wainscoting.


message 39: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham NameHere wrote: "Checked the reviews in so far. The five stars are from featured poets and former poet, Leo. Two threes from others unrelated."

Well, thank goodness we've got GR's premier investigative reporter on the case, otherwise how would we have ever uncovered this epidemic of authors generously rating their own shit? Maybe they genuinely loved the issue regardless; I don't know, and I really don't care until the legions of sock puppets start to get involved. As for the non-author ratings, I'm just glad other people are actually reading the damn thing.


message 40: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham NameHere wrote: "I'm sure I'd take "Piss on It" first."

Thanks. To be honest, this last issue of HST Quarterly was a bit of a nightmare to complete, so frankly I'm just relieved to finally have it over the wall by this point.


message 41: by Steven (new)

Steven Godin Any new poetry coming in 2018?


message 42: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham NameHere wrote: "Don't want to criticise any in particular, but I think I was struck by the lack of emotion in a few."

I don't know that emotion is the only thing worth evoking in poetry, but fair enough for those wanting more. You may criticize away.


message 43: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham Steven wrote: "Any new poetry coming in 2018?"

God, I hope not!


message 44: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham Whenever I am editing together a collection of poetry, whether my own or that of others, I am fully aware that not every poem is going to be a knockout winner for every reader, and I am often quite surprised by what others choose as their most/least favorite. For HSTQ: Winter 2018, I was going for the usual mix of old/new blood, standard themes and subjects with a few less conventional choices. In my attempt at producing a well-rounded issue, I have doubtlessly alienated some readers wanting more or less of this or that, but it's impossible to win with everyone all the time anyway, and so I just say 'fuck it'.


message 45: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham NameHere wrote: "There is a rumour that you were too busy making inappropriate contact with India to be paying any attention to poetry."

Obviously you have no idea how high we've set the bar for "inappropriate contact" around the HST office...


message 46: by India (new)

India Arthur wrote: "NameHere wrote: "There is a rumour that you were too busy making inappropriate contact with India to be paying any attention to poetry."

Obviously you have no idea how high we've set the bar for "inappropriate contact" around the HST office..."


Come on, what kind of girl do you think I am? ;)
Is this an appropriate time to say pics or it didn't happen?


message 47: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham NameHere wrote: "Arthur issued what one might take as a denial"

WE DENY ALL THE RUMORS


message 48: by India (last edited Dec 16, 2017 10:56AM) (new)

India Arthur wrote: "NameHere wrote: "Arthur issued what one might take as a denial"

WE DENY ALL RUMORS"


I second that.😉


message 49: by India (new)

India NameHere wrote: "And no matter your answer, do you really think our readers are dumb enough to buy that shit? "

Someone's feisty today.. (;


message 50: by Arthur (new)

Arthur Graham NameHere wrote: "1) Do you both live in Salt Lake City?
2) If true, have you ever met outside of the cyber world?"


1) That's what it says on our profiles, but I guess you never know... Folks can pretend to be anyone anywhere online these days -- just ask Eddie D!
2) Yes and there's a really funny story about that, but I'm not going to tell it here.


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