Two For Two With A Grump In View!

The cat was sitting with Cassie, almost knocking off the lassie, when she decided to visit another pest. I don't mind him but she likes him best. We are a pair so I followed her to the downstairs lair.


Asleep at last.Double the cast.Oops, there she goes.Why, who knows?

Down the stairs with a thud.All to visit her bud.He likes to pose too. A suck up through and through.

Uh oh. Cranky is watching.Better start hop scotching. She was invaded by the black guy. She hates all cats on the fly.

So he sticks out his tongue,As she pops a lung.Yeah, she growls a bit.I usually just give her a hit.

See? She is eyeing me.That tail in the air with no glee. Sit could squash me though.A rather hefty foe.

Oh, try two as one.Black guy is tempting fate a ton. She got her grump on.A fight may dawn.

Or a stuck up head.What? He's on her bed?Oh, that is such a shame.One grumpy and prissy dame.
 
She's had enough.Wants to get rough.Here comes the grump.Watch out for the plump.

The fight begins.But who wins?Our money was on the fat one. But away we did run.

We had to show them how it was done. This is a two for one.Of course I take up more space.And only Cassie is allowed to show her face.
Can you work as a pair? Are you a grump that is plump with lots of hair? That may be a bad fate. Of course you could squash anyone you hate. That fat lass hates a ton. But I can still make her jiggle and run. I'll stick with only being paired with Cass. It works so much better that way for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.