OH GEEZ, HE'S AT IT AGAIN FOLKS(ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI, THAT IS)

Well folks, it seems that Zbugnkw Brgzntzski (oh puh-leeze could we have some more vowels!?!?!?) or whatever-his-name-is, is at it again. Now, this article was sent to me by a friend, and normally, I would have glanced right over it, except it piqued my interest when I saw the name Brgszgwotz Zbgwkwhatsis, so I read [...]