A Crazy Pirate Emails Me

I get a lot of questions about the types of emails I receive from readers and what my fan base is shaping up like and when book three is coming out.

The answers are: varied; scoring high amongst gamers, housewives, and dominatrix phone sex operators; every time you ask that I kill off a character.

I did receive one email recently that I wanted to share with you. I stumbled across a website where a women was offering to "sell you e-books and then ship them to you." This struck me as odd, to say ...