The Curiously Stunted, Incomprehensibly Disjointed, Perfectly Inadequate Adventures of Nicholas Cornelius Holloway – Episode 85

“Was there anything,” asked the young priest, “that kept you awake at nights?”

The old priest frowned and looked the young priest in the eye. He said, “The enemy wants your church more than most of your congregation.”

The young priest swallowed. “How did you overcome this?”

The old priest looked away. “When I realized the enemy wanted our Lord more than we do, and he still gave himself for us, I gave myself to them.”