And then I Found Five Dollars

I saw five dollars on the floor of a Dunkin Donuts today and I spent a good couple of minutes deciding if I should pick it up or not.

On the one hand, I just found twenty dollars the other day, which seems like I've found my fair share of money for this month already. I should let someone else find the money to rebalance my karmic wheel.

On the other hand, I don't believe in karma and I just recently lost my job, so I kind of need all the money I can get, even five dollars of floor money.

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