Rent-A-Plot: Recycled Soaps

[image error] Those who have read my work can agree that twists and "oh shit" moments appear frequently, and I fear the childhood brainwashing of daytime soaps is the culprit. For as far as I can remember, I've had some badly scripted melodrama playing in the background from noon to 3 pm. I blame my mother. Babysitters were too expensive.

Lately, I've be...