Yes, I Know How Long It's Been Since I Posted Last...

... so there's no need to remind me. Sending me emails demanding I post again doesn't make me write faster. It doesn't make the things I have to do after being away from home for a month get done any quicker. It doesn't make all the work I must complete for the fifth book's looming deadline go away. All it does is extend the time between posts because now in addition to being really busy, I'm annoyed. Listen, I love writing for an audience and I'm happy to share my life with you both online and