It's A Steal With Today's Big Reveal!

I am going to reveal all today. Yep, I'm already a nude cat at my bay. But there is so much more to reveal. So many secrets that this will be a HUGE deal. Get ready at your sea. Here are some revealing tips for thee.

Get ready one.
Get ready all.
Reveals have spun,
Here on my wall.

The Earth is round.
Wowee, so true.
I'm so profound,
Revealing it to you.

Grass is green.
But it can turn brown.
You are now serene.
You'll never again frown.

Bills come due.
Now that is surprising.
I bet you never knew,
They needed no revising.

Ribbons make bows.
There she blows.
It was so on the nose,
You'll tell the crows.

Phones can call.
They even let you speak.
Call anyone at all.
Especially if up shit creek.

Cars still need gas.
Unless electric you go.
What came to pass?
Two for one at my show.

Posters hang on the wall.
Damn, I'm a roll.
I should make one at my hall,
About this revealing stroll.

Doors open up.
They close as well.
Don't spill your cup.
I know my revealing is swell.

All are on the letter.
Signed and sealed.
Nothing could be better,
Than what's been revealed.

Aren't you so happy now? I revealed such things that wow. That has to make your day. I had these secrets buried in my litter tray. Pfffffffffft most of these so called revealing facts all over the net are common sense to even the average house pet. But they are ohhhhh so revealing because they were said by...who cares. I just revealed clickbait reveals things to get stares. Anything revealing you want to tell the blogland mass? Feel free and reveal it to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.