Adam Carolla’s Bucket List
Have my hands registered as weapons
Get kicked out of a casino for winning
Jump into a body of water with a knife between my teeth
Have a cape removed on stage
Be killed by the person a told to kill me if I started to become a zombie
Wipe down a gun
Silently communicate by pointing to my watch underwater
Punch out my undercover partner, who is about to say something that would blow our cover
Put my hand over the mouth of a beautiful woman to stop her from screaming and alerting the bad guys
Get shot, and brush it off, saying “I ain’t got time to bleed”.
Catch a punch and be able to twist the guy’s hand until he goes down to his knees
Be embroiled in a lawsuit that leads to a heroic story, “I broke the leg of a gang banger who was robbing a liquor store, and now he’s suing me.”
Stop a crime by throwing something – a guy steals a purse and starts running, I throw a can of corn football-style and knock him out
Track someone – I dismount my horse, then do that low squat where I pick up a clump of dirt and sift it through my fingers
Hock a championship belt or super bowl ring at a pawn shop when I hit rock bottom
Shout, “Release the hounds!”
Pull a fake mustache off someone and shout, “Ah Ha!”
Have a hot towel on my face at a barber shop with a cigar sticking out
Dislocate my shoulder to get out of a straight jacket
Snap Larry King’s suspenders and turn him into a pile of ashes
Shout, “Not on my watch!”
Direct a movie called “Awesome”, so the entertainment shows will have to refer to me as ‘Awesome director Adam Carolla”. Then, follow it up with a sequel, “Hung like a rhino”.
Drive a car off a pier onto a garbage barge (with a super squeamish passenger)
Be stripped of a crown
Tell my team to “synchronize watches”
Pull down a surgical mask and say, “There was nothing I could do.” Or beat someone on the chest and shout, “Live, damn you!”
Demand unmarked bills
Box a kangaroo
Drape a suit jacket over handcuffs like John Gotti
Fend off a Kodiak bear with a torch
Pop the locks off an attaché case full of money and slide it across the table
Be tied to a chair with a hot chick
Have to choose between cutting a red wire and a blue wire
Fight someone on top of a moving train
Get kicked out of a casino for winning
Jump into a body of water with a knife between my teeth
Have a cape removed on stage
Be killed by the person a told to kill me if I started to become a zombie
Wipe down a gun
Silently communicate by pointing to my watch underwater
Punch out my undercover partner, who is about to say something that would blow our cover
Put my hand over the mouth of a beautiful woman to stop her from screaming and alerting the bad guys
Get shot, and brush it off, saying “I ain’t got time to bleed”.
Catch a punch and be able to twist the guy’s hand until he goes down to his knees
Be embroiled in a lawsuit that leads to a heroic story, “I broke the leg of a gang banger who was robbing a liquor store, and now he’s suing me.”
Stop a crime by throwing something – a guy steals a purse and starts running, I throw a can of corn football-style and knock him out
Track someone – I dismount my horse, then do that low squat where I pick up a clump of dirt and sift it through my fingers
Hock a championship belt or super bowl ring at a pawn shop when I hit rock bottom
Shout, “Release the hounds!”
Pull a fake mustache off someone and shout, “Ah Ha!”
Have a hot towel on my face at a barber shop with a cigar sticking out
Dislocate my shoulder to get out of a straight jacket
Snap Larry King’s suspenders and turn him into a pile of ashes
Shout, “Not on my watch!”
Direct a movie called “Awesome”, so the entertainment shows will have to refer to me as ‘Awesome director Adam Carolla”. Then, follow it up with a sequel, “Hung like a rhino”.
Drive a car off a pier onto a garbage barge (with a super squeamish passenger)
Be stripped of a crown
Tell my team to “synchronize watches”
Pull down a surgical mask and say, “There was nothing I could do.” Or beat someone on the chest and shout, “Live, damn you!”
Demand unmarked bills
Box a kangaroo
Drape a suit jacket over handcuffs like John Gotti
Fend off a Kodiak bear with a torch
Pop the locks off an attaché case full of money and slide it across the table
Be tied to a chair with a hot chick
Have to choose between cutting a red wire and a blue wire
Fight someone on top of a moving train
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