FOR SALE: The Most Red-Pilled Ugly Christmas Sweater In The Universe

Starting today, I am selling ROK Ugly Christmas Sweaters that you’ll be able to wear in time for the holidays. The sweaters feature the message Merry (((Christ)))mas to celebrate the birth of Jesus while simultaneously signaling your awareness of the liberal agenda. The sweater also contains an obligatory Kratom joke.

To bring you this sweater at the insanely affordable price of $35 (only $10 more than our t-shirt), I am printing it on a standard red sweatshirt instead of an actual knitted s...