The Curiously Stunted, Incomprehensibly Disjointed, Perfectly Inadequate Adventures of Nicholas Cornelius Holloway – Episode 83

“Don’t worry,” she said. “It’s temporary.”

“Temporary like a bad haircut?” he said. “Or temporary like the universe?”

“Um,” she said. “Temporary like a mortgage.”

He nodded and looked away. “It could be worse,” he said.

“You can say that again,” she said.