"Bad Boys Guide to Mermen" Opening

I've gotten some questions on Twitter about my current work in progress, Bad Boys' Guide to Mermen. So I thought I'd share with you the story's opening in order to lay some things to rest. Granted, this may raise more questions than it answers. However, I'm in the mood to be a big, fat tease.

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Chapter One

The first thing to know about mermen is that they have penises. People get confused. They wonder how mermen manage to swim with a length of meat hanging off their front. (And I do mean "length." The guys are seriously endowed. Well, at least mine is.)

However, I'm getting ahead of myself. You're probably wondering, "What the fuck, Jamie? When would you have even seen a merman, much less had a chance to look at his package?" You'd have a good point.

I didn't believe it myself at first either, so I should start at the beginning. That way you can get all the filthy details. Yeah sure, it may be more information than you really hoped to hear, but if you didn't want to read anymore you could stop, couldn't you? No one's forcing you to read about merman cock.

You got here yourself, so don't say I didn't warn you…

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Wicked grin