The Best One Of All Spun!

The cat may have to agree with the Halloween Nazi at her sea. Halloween may be the very best. Of the holidays it is the one that is less of a pest. Not following the cat? We'll fix that.

Halloween is here.
The kiddies all cheer.
Many adults shrug.
Treat it like a bug.

A bug the cat eats.
Hey, yearly treats.
Beats once a day.
And no costume at play.

Back to it.
This is such a hit.
Why is that?
Not following the cat?

Don't ask until done.
You take away my fun.
Maybe if I would stay on task,
You wouldn't need to ask.

The best because,
There is little buzz.
No commercials by the ton.
Kids go and have fun.

No meals to be made.
No gifts to buy and trade.
No extended family around.
No forced holiday is found.

Can lock the door.
No kiddies any more.
Turn out the light,
Nothing is a fright.

No decorations in the cold.
No layaway crap on hold.
No carrying in any tree.
No carolers out bothering thee.

No forced displays of love.
No diaper, hopefully, wearing freak flying above.
No bunnies leaving poop, err umm, candy as they hop.
No mess that you need to get the mop.

One night and done.
Isn't that such fun?
No relatives bothering you.
Just a costumed kiddie or two.

Not sure Halloween is a real holiday. No work is off at ones bay. But we'll pretend it is like Hallmark does with that lovey dovey day biz. See why it beats all the rest? It isn't much of a pest. It is easy to do and make go away. Plus no intruders come to stay. That works for I and Cass, as then I won't have to run under the bed with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.