Level Life The Strife!

The cat heard a nut go on the other day about leveling up at his bay. Of course we thought it was a videogame. Nope, something far more lame.

Level up.
Fill you cup.
Easy to do.
Life is all you.

Join the parade.
Lie in the shade.
After you level.
Beat the devil.

Go from one to two.
You can be brand new.
Just follow our plan.
All will be your fan.

Did I mention it's free?
There is no fee.
That is if you collect.
Others you can't neglect.

Bring more in.
That is a win.
You won't pay,
Giving them a brighter day.

They'll thank you.
More will come due.
It goes on a slant.
You they'll chant.

Then you'll make three.
That gets a yipeeeeee.
Level three is great.
A magic mushroom trait.

No waggy tail,
Or frog suit fail.
Just a great grin,
Knowing you can win.

But don't hold back.
Grow your pack.
Cheaper by the more.
That deserves an encore.

Get more in.
Fill our tin.
Then one day soon,
You'll be a level four loon.

Yeah, those things still exist. I think those can stay on my never to do list. Stupid pyramid scheme crap. Ever run in to such a lass or chap? They sure can annoy as they pretend to bring you joy. When really they want you under so they can plunder. Don't you want to join now in mass? I'll stick to video games if I want to be a leveling up little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.