The Quote List, The Cottrell-Thompson Version

*I found this draft that was originally written in 2013, so I have just decided to release it.*

My mother concerning her bachlorette life style, “I cook about twice a week.”

Not believing her, I ask, “What do you make?”

“Pasta and then on another night, I’ll cook tv dinners.”

“It’s weird when I have boxers on. I feel like a cow.”~Brian, my husband.

Mali was sick so I asked her if she was sure she wanted to go to the store. She replied, “What are you talking about? I feel awesome. I’m all hopped up on pills.” She had taken two Tylenol.