The Curiously Stunted, Incomprehensibly Disjointed, Perfectly Inadequate Adventures of Nicholas Cornelius Holloway – Episode 80

“The next one who talks loses,” he said.

The backseat became intensely quiet.

“I have deep respect for Asian culture,” he said after a moment.

“Okay,” she said. “Why?”

“Well, for example, this will work for a few minutes, but in Asia when you want some peace you send the kids to paint the fence or sit silently in the corner and you tell them you’re teaching them karate. You invent a whole philosophy to go with it and pair it with athletic training and before you know it your children have gro...