You Are Not Going To Believe This

No,really are not.I pride myself for being in pretty good shape for my age.And yes,round is a shape.What I do not understand is,why every four to five years,I become ill.First,I was told I had bronchitis.Then,I was told I had asthma.Now theDoctorsare trying to tell me I haveCOPD!Which has put me in the hospital once this year.The second time I went in,was because of a gash I got on my stomach.And I mean gash.It was measured one inch by four inches.I cannot explain how it came about,because first of all,if I do not tell you where I got the wound,your imagination will run wild.Second,I cannot tell you to protect the innocent.Which also adds to the mystery.I know you are coming here today,to myBlog,to read the nextEpisodeofThe Man From Mars.Sorry to inform you though,that I will not be writing anyEpisodestoday.Why?Because I just broke my big toeand I need to go to the hospital! This is,Oooooouuuuucccccchhhhh!Jim Hauenstein,
And,
"You have been known to call upon Brother Zachariah for a broken toe."
"It was turning green!" I said.
- Cassandra Clare, -
That is my true story and I am sticking to it!
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