Chat Log

This is also a FetLife entry, but I think it's tame enough to post here too.


billythetwink: Etiquette question: What should one do when one's knees and tops of feet are so bruised up from being a dick-sucking whore that one's sharp-eyed mother keeps asking why one has all these bruises?

marquisdd: Kneepads! Sure, it shouts of expectation, but that's status quo at the Phoenix.

billythetwink: They have to be nice ones, though. But tough enough to stand up to the restroom floor at Rawhide.

marquisdd: Heh. "Restroom." What a misnomer.

billythetwink: Oh, I dunno ... I got some, and then I got the rest!

billythetwink: :-D

marquisdd: Zing!

marquisdd: HusBen says, "I wouldn't put anything on my knees I was planning to keep. Not there."

billythetwink: Hmmm. Probably good advice. I documented them when I got home. I don't know why I am so proud of being so filthy.

Link to pic of my disgusting knees

marquisdd: JEEZUS! Novelty?

billythetwink: Maybe. This can't be wrong when it feels so right. Debbie Boone, circa 1978.

marquisdd: Don't it make your brown knees blue.

billythetwink: Heeheeheeheehee! I think I'm writing a song called "Why Fill Up On Hotdogs When My Foie Gras's Coming Home?".