Tapped out

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What percent are you at?

I haven’t stored

A spare cord.

I can’t let the iPads go —

lest my children become bored.

My stupid battery

Taunts me relentlessly.

It was 60, now it’s 20.

I thought using Wifi

Would give me strength a’ plenty.

Though now the power is out,

it surely won’t make me cry —

To fiercely throw into the snow

This phone that’s made of “i.”

My bastard cord, it won’t connecct,

and now I just can’t breathe.

If only I could just step back —

but this charge leaves no reprieve.

 

This broken USB

Is simply just BS.

Someday I wish to be free

from this circus of access.

Do you have an adapter?

Or maybe a spare cord?

These are the true confessions

of a tapped-out power whore.