Super Trumpy

Inspired by the President’s recent heartless conversation with a mother who lost her son, a soldier, by basically telling her that, hey, he knew it was a dangerous job going in:

When you find yourself not voting

When you’ve got some guns for toting

When your life is really kind of dumpy.

Do not scream or cry or curse

There’s one guy who can make it worse

Just callll for Super Trumpy

If your soldier dies you’ll have to overlook it

Because he knew the job was dangerous when he took it.

He will cry and find excuses

Tie lawmakers up in nooses

He will make the road to laws all bumpy

When you think it can’t get worse

Well then it will and you will curse

The naaaame of Super Trumpy

Insaaaane Super Trumpy.

Begaaaak!