#metoo

#metoo.



1.working as a glass collector in brooklyn heights in newport aged 17. the boss asked me to go in his office. i got there and he asked could he watch me. he started touching his groin. watch me what i asked. you know he said.. i scarpered out of there forfeiting my wage packet and job and possible chance of playing whigfield on the state of the art soundsystem.



2. i was taking a leak in a friends bathroom during a house party. i heard the bathroom door slam behind me, i squeezed my piss in and done up my trousers. a large drunk woman launched at me and stuck her toungue in my mouth and i had to wrestle her off before legging it out and hiding amongst the people outside.

3. a mate once jumped in the air and slapped me in the chops with his huge dong. much to the entertainment of everyone around.



4. i once woke to a woman having sex with me. i had had no previous sexual contact with her, a friend of a friend.

 

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