Its not the menu

 

Once upon a time there was a couple who wanted to go to dinner.   “Let’s go to the new  seafood restaurant” the wife said.
“The one on main street?” the husband asked.  Affirmative.  “No, he replied.  “I’m tired, and don’t feel like driving that far.”

 

“I’ll drive,” she said.

 

“I Don’t like that part of town at night,” the husband said.

 

“O.K., we’ll go for lunch tomorrow” she replied.

 

“I don’t really like seafood,” the husband said.

 

“They have steak and chicken too,” she replied.  “...