How to Read More Books

People always say they're looking for more time to read. If that's the case for you, here are some small, practical steps to get you started.
Get up earlyStay up lateQuit work/schoolTrain your pets to read aloudSend your kids outsideSend your kids to Grandma'sSend your kids to the moonFill your swimming pool with books; jump in and never come outProp a book against the counter while you wash dishesProp a book in front of the TVSuspend a book from the ceiling on wires and hooks next to the show...