Jack And Jill Plays - Part 58 - A Lot Of Gnomes

a play by me.  Ask me before doing anything with it.



A Lot Of Gnomes

by Adam Szymkowicz



(JACK watching TV.  Enter JILL.)



JILL

Are we bad people?



JACK

No.



JILL

But what if we are?



JACK

I don't feel like I am.



JILL

What about me?



JACK

You too.



JILL

Okay but we have stupid lives, right?



JACK

Yeah.



JILL

Okay.  At least there's that.



(JILL eats a banana.  They watch TV.)



JACK

Oh and you should know I've been stealing garden gnomes from the surrounding towns for the last five years.  So if a cop shows up someday, don't let them in the shed.



JILL

Good to know.



JACK

There are a lot of gnomes.  Really a lot of gnomes.





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