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Oh, man. You went and buried the pizza. Damn.
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Just to put my two cents in on the "new" blog.
This wasn’t any sort of priority until I neared college age and had to pick a major and minor. You’ll have to understand that back in antiquity the colleges offered no cowboy majors or even minors. The closest thing was when cowboy Kirk Douglas broke out of jail, got his horse, and with no small difficulty went over the mountain only to be demolished by Archie Bunker’s toilet bowl truck on the highway; the toilet bowls winding up all over it. Okay, it got mixed reviews for being a little too arty and reminiscent of Marcel Duchamp, but I don’t care because I liked it. Attempting to get back on the plebian notion of topic, I mean you couldn’t even get much “Gun Studies” back then unless you went down South, and I never could take hot and humid at the same time.
This wasn’t any sort of priority until I neared college age and had to pick a major and minor. You’ll have to understand that back in antiquity the colleges offered no cowboy majors or even minors. The closest thing was when cowboy Kirk Douglas broke out of jail, got his horse, and with no small difficulty went over the mountain only to be demolished by Archie Bunker’s toilet bowl truck on the highway; the toilet bowls winding up all over it. Okay, it got mixed reviews for being a little too arty and reminiscent of Marcel Duchamp, but I don’t care because I liked it. Attempting to get back on the plebian notion of topic, I mean you couldn’t even get much “Gun Studies” back then unless you went down South, and I never could take hot and humid at the same time.
“Don't follow the path of writers:
the path stinks / you never get paid
drinking / sleeping tablets only make the head worse
and I'm forever getting pissy
with every-
one.”
― Andy Carrington, The Daily Fail
You know Andy you just have to learn to love it for the sheer pleasure of doing it and the impending enlightenment of all mankind it portends. If not, you're just going to have to learn to appreciate all the horny twats.
the path stinks / you never get paid
drinking / sleeping tablets only make the head worse
and I'm forever getting pissy
with every-
one.”
― Andy Carrington, The Daily Fail
You know Andy you just have to learn to love it for the sheer pleasure of doing it and the impending enlightenment of all mankind it portends. If not, you're just going to have to learn to appreciate all the horny twats.
"Two riders were approaching and the wind begin to howl."
Everybody's heard this, but I figured it might be worth hearing twice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_...
Everybody's heard this, but I figured it might be worth hearing twice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_...
I submitted a poem to Ben and he happened to like it. It was about tears and sperm. I'm not French just because. I know about romanticism. I know about poetry. I know about French blowjobs (in Spanish, simply «un francés», «hacer un francés»). I am two times European, yeah, could I be more obnoxious? Yeah, I live in China and write in English. I guess I'll send Arthur 4 poems if that's oll korrect. Loads of sweat in the rat race.Have a good GOOD GOOD weekend y'all :--3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCNAx...
Okay, Arthur. True to my word, I clicked the like button on your posts, including the 800 free giveaways you entered. That took some time and I really don't know why GR thinks anybody should like or not like that. I'd call it an N/A myself. Any good American signs up for all the free shit.
One more note. Don't automatically delete your spam. I found a good one on there today. For just fifty bucks a month Obamacare is now covering me for any wound treatable with a band-aid, not to exceed two inches in length.
I hope these goddam Republicans don't fuck this up.
One more note. Don't automatically delete your spam. I found a good one on there today. For just fifty bucks a month Obamacare is now covering me for any wound treatable with a band-aid, not to exceed two inches in length.
I hope these goddam Republicans don't fuck this up.
Oh and Alexander Akyna, thanks for the link. Song's got a great beat you can dance to, but I do have to say that I couldn't make out most of the words. It sounded like they had marbles or something in their mouths.
ErrolApta wrote: "the 800 free giveaways you entered"GO ENTER A GOAT'S BUNGHOLE
Arthur eloquently wrote; "GO ENTER A GOAT'S BUNGHOLE"
I've been educated about that, I'd have seriously considerered it, had I had not moved to a now semi-rural area. After we were "friends" as it were, for a while, I was told that it was nowhere near as great as those Southerners make it sound. In fact it is most likely that the goats will get in more kicks than you.
Ant further nuances from Northern Michigan?
I've been educated about that, I'd have seriously considerered it, had I had not moved to a now semi-rural area. After we were "friends" as it were, for a while, I was told that it was nowhere near as great as those Southerners make it sound. In fact it is most likely that the goats will get in more kicks than you.
Ant further nuances from Northern Michigan?
And would you please slow down on the giveaways, It's becoming a full time job to like them all; and and I'm begining to wonder if there is some sort of sarcasm at play here.
Arthur, you didn't have to remove all those giveaways you entered, especially after I took the time and trouble to like them.
I read something yesterday I may be mis-stating hre as I didn't fully understand it. Apparently Facebook allows you to buy "likes," and the discussion was over their market value.
I can't check it out myself as fascist Facebook doesn't let me get on there and I don't care as I see enough of ugly faces right here. But, I'd appreciate knowing if I can pick up a needed few bucks by selling my "likes" here.
I read something yesterday I may be mis-stating hre as I didn't fully understand it. Apparently Facebook allows you to buy "likes," and the discussion was over their market value.
I can't check it out myself as fascist Facebook doesn't let me get on there and I don't care as I see enough of ugly faces right here. But, I'd appreciate knowing if I can pick up a needed few bucks by selling my "likes" here.
No joke here. I just checked Createspace and saw that someone bought "Genevieve and the Two Black Scotties." I just want to thank them primarily because it was one of the one's I am most proud of and it had a horrible start, and because it's not inexpensive in color.
Thank you. Hope you like it.
Thank you. Hope you like it.
For about a week now, whenever I get on GR I'm greeted with an ad for a book titled "Lumberwomen." Now this gets hard to explain. I've got nothing against lumberwomen, but have some reservations about women carrying lumber.
So, I'm going to hold off on buying this book until more facts are ascertained.
I'm also wondering if this Amazon search engine might have more capabilities than most people give it credit for.
So, I'm going to hold off on buying this book until more facts are ascertained.
I'm also wondering if this Amazon search engine might have more capabilities than most people give it credit for.
Upon unintended reflection, I was intrigued with a message I got today. Allow me to paraphrase it. "I don't know what you're doing, but just stop it right now."
I don't know what to say, other than; "I'm doing my best, but am having a bit of difficulty with the involuntary brain functions."
I don't know what to say, other than; "I'm doing my best, but am having a bit of difficulty with the involuntary brain functions."
Just a shortie I'll be adding to. Figured I'd try some essays for the New Yorker today. Subject is trolling. We used to know what that was until it's popularity led to a break down into a billion subgenres. So, for all intents and simple purposes here's the working definition.
"Trolling is whatever commentary is proposed by any severely limited, opinionated, overly sensitive, humorless person with no life, and a passing grade in a high school typing course, or whatever commentary is proposed by Jeff Bezos. "
Let the experts worry about the subgenres.
Hey, Dougie dood; didn't see ya there.
FUCK YOUR FACE GRAHAM.
"Trolling is whatever commentary is proposed by any severely limited, opinionated, overly sensitive, humorless person with no life, and a passing grade in a high school typing course, or whatever commentary is proposed by Jeff Bezos. "
Let the experts worry about the subgenres.
Hey, Dougie dood; didn't see ya there.
FUCK YOUR FACE GRAHAM.
Don't despair viewers. This article is just taking longer than expected, and I haven't even gotten up to the "Guy Bars" subsection yet.
Maybe AG can pick up the slack, as afte all this is the blog he makes all that money from.
DickHead
Maybe AG can pick up the slack, as afte all this is the blog he makes all that money from.
DickHead
Meets expectations as always. So, fuck him. Here's a song. Under-rated guitarist. "You were lost in the silver spoon. Thought I pulled you out in time."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zVtG...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zVtG...
In a review Petra Eggs wrote; "Evelyn Waugh was a snob, a racist, an anti-semite and a fascist sympathiser whose attitude was, in the words of his biographer David Wykes, "[Waugh's racism was] "an illogical extension of his views on the naturalness and rightness of hierarchy as the (main) principle of social organisation".
He was also jealous, personally nasty and malicious, had been a bully at school, and as James Lees-Milne said, "the nastiest-tempered man in England".
Well what the hell does anyone expect when you give guys girls names?
He was also jealous, personally nasty and malicious, had been a bully at school, and as James Lees-Milne said, "the nastiest-tempered man in England".
Well what the hell does anyone expect when you give guys girls names?
The Juliette family would like to happily announce an impending blessed event. Their daughter, Dougliette, will be giving birth to twin turds any day now. The proud father Melnick, or Dinger, or Photographer G, or .................... is invited to attend.
Dougliette does have a preference. That will remain unsaid, but if you're paying any attention is quite obvious.
Chocalate ice cream sodas will be served right after.
Dougliette does have a preference. That will remain unsaid, but if you're paying any attention is quite obvious.
Chocalate ice cream sodas will be served right after.
"The shit has hit the fan." That's quite an impressive sentence, as shit is the longest word in it. Probably won't lose Douglas on this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP5Xv...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP5Xv...
"Look away." Guy I knew who knew everything about pop music put this guy #1, even ahead of Dylan. Just sayin' not necessarily agreein'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0J3o...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0J3o...
This is MY blogspot, claimed under squatter's rights.
Go ahead, fuck with me AG.
I GOT A MUFUGGIN BAZOOKA TO BACK UP MY CLAIM.
Go ahead, fuck with me AG.
I GOT A MUFUGGIN BAZOOKA TO BACK UP MY CLAIM.
“The saddest day of your life isn't when you decide to sell out. The saddest day of your life is when you decide to sell out and nobody wants to buy.”
― Norman Spinrad
― Norman Spinrad
deleted user wrote: "This is MY blogspot, claimed under squatter's rights."Sure, take it, but you'll be needing the password if you ever wanna post anything besides comments. Since I'm feeling generous, I'd be willing to sell this to you (along with the rest of my GR profile) for the low, low price of just 5,000 USD. Think about it..?
Arthur wrote; "I'd be willing to sell this to you (along with the rest of my GR profile) for the low, low price of just 5,000 USD. Think about it..? "
Does that include all those book royalties generated here?
I'll also need assuranced from GR-Amazon that the site is not on their targeted list for obscenity or PCP directed deletion.
Does that include all those book royalties generated here?
I'll also need assuranced from GR-Amazon that the site is not on their targeted list for obscenity or PCP directed deletion.
Was going to post a new improved version of "Bad Pizza" here, but based on its prior early cancellation will not unless begged.
AOL #1 news of the day. "Trump Gets Candid About his Relationship with McConnell." Oh boy, and you ought to see the picture.
Fucked up day. There'ssomething wrong with my art program which will not allow me to "Insert" as Amazon requires. I can copy and paste; but if I can't fix it by the end of the day, I'm going to return to writing archaic words.
It's not my fault; you know. And I didn't ask for it. Yet, the fuckers leave me to deal with it.
FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS.
It's not my fault; you know. And I didn't ask for it. Yet, the fuckers leave me to deal with it.
FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS.
“Everything seemed possible
during the summer time."
Martin Appleby.
If Marty keeps writing shit like this, he's going to continue to have only one GR schmuck read it.
during the summer time."
Martin Appleby.
If Marty keeps writing shit like this, he's going to continue to have only one GR schmuck read it.
That damn art program thing has something to do with the administrator. Sometimes this stupid machinre thinks it's me and other times thinks that it's someone else.
The only way I know how to get my fucking pictures inserted is to lie to this stupid bastard machine.
What-fucking-ever-annoyance-fits.
6 views since last time, four me and two AG. I'm gonna get back to G3 as Maureen is there now. She's interesting as sometimes she says the brightest things on an earthly plane and sometimes she's down the rabbit hole, even brighter, except her aversion to the sky. .................. This could go on, and who in their right mind cares?
The only way I know how to get my fucking pictures inserted is to lie to this stupid bastard machine.
What-fucking-ever-annoyance-fits.
6 views since last time, four me and two AG. I'm gonna get back to G3 as Maureen is there now. She's interesting as sometimes she says the brightest things on an earthly plane and sometimes she's down the rabbit hole, even brighter, except her aversion to the sky. .................. This could go on, and who in their right mind cares?
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DuckyMedwick wrote: "GRAHAMHACKLEDOOGRAHAMHACKLEDOOGRAHAMHACKLEDOOGRAHAMHACKLEDOOGRAHAMHACKLEDOOGRAHAMHACKLEDOOGRAHAMHACKLEDOOGRAHAMHACKLEDOOGRAHAMHACKLEDOOGRAHAMHACKLEDOOGRAHAMHACKLEDOOGRAHAMHACKLEDOOGRAHAMHACKLEDOOGR..."Anyone ever tell you you're a fucking nutcase?
Arthur wrote; "Anyone ever tell you you're a fucking nutcase?"
Once or twice maybe. A long time ago. People are more polite these days. But, I took the concept for that particular post from Doug. Let me get the url.
https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...
I rest my case. But, if it's Hackle it's OK, right? And you used to have the audacity to tell me that if Leyner wrote the stuff DFW did (Fat fucking chance on that.) that I liked, then I wouldn't.
DUPLICITOUS SONOFAREADER.
Once or twice maybe. A long time ago. People are more polite these days. But, I took the concept for that particular post from Doug. Let me get the url.
https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...
I rest my case. But, if it's Hackle it's OK, right? And you used to have the audacity to tell me that if Leyner wrote the stuff DFW did (Fat fucking chance on that.) that I liked, then I wouldn't.
DUPLICITOUS SONOFAREADER.
Like LITERALLY no one has read ONE WORD of that turdbook. lol
OK. Some research was necessitated. Last quarter was 16, down from 24 the previous, with a lifetime total of 237.
You can see that it's been read as one sexually repressed person reviewed it saying; "This was the worst thing I ever read, and deleted it from my android as quickly as I could."
And hey, I'm not gonna bring up ............................... this time. But, do yourself a favor and don't start a tit for tat about sales, DOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
P.S. I'd also like to note that the cover has been changed and the book description has been fixed from what the GR saboteurs did to it.
You can see that it's been read as one sexually repressed person reviewed it saying; "This was the worst thing I ever read, and deleted it from my android as quickly as I could."
And hey, I'm not gonna bring up ............................... this time. But, do yourself a favor and don't start a tit for tat about sales, DOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
P.S. I'd also like to note that the cover has been changed and the book description has been fixed from what the GR saboteurs did to it.
DuckyMedwick wrote: "Last quarter was 16, down from 24 the previous..."Haha. yeah, right.
Douglas wrote: "FU, DWUUUUDE"
You're all right man. If you weren't so good I wouldn't bother teasing you.
You're all right man. If you weren't so good I wouldn't bother teasing you.
Muthafuckin' "Family Practice"! With an Easter Island statue on the cover? WTF! Haha. ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE!!!!!
Would you please stop skimming. Post #45 ends with:
P.S. I'd also like to note that the cover has been changed and the book description has been fixed from what the GR saboteurs did to it.
FYI the new cover is the head of a drunken woman holding a glass of booze, and was stolen from some artist's early rendering of Holly Golightly.
And I'm going to bed and cry.
P.S. I'd also like to note that the cover has been changed and the book description has been fixed from what the GR saboteurs did to it.
FYI the new cover is the head of a drunken woman holding a glass of booze, and was stolen from some artist's early rendering of Holly Golightly.
And I'm going to bed and cry.
"We're going to hit that road one last time.
We can walk right in and steal em blind."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vQU8...
We can walk right in and steal em blind."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vQU8...
This is what happens when a STUPID, UNKIND, ILL-MANNERED MAN tries to write a book!
