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And I'll have you know, Douglas, that you can heap on all the abuse you'd like, as after a lifetime of such it has become an acquired taste.
LEO'S GOT A LUMP HEAD THAT BEEN BEAT WITH TWO UGLY STICKS, AND THE RETARD CAN'T EVEN GIVE HIS BOOKS AWAY FREE. ARTHUR, PLEASE IGNORE THAT FOR ONCE.
AND DOUGLAS; FINISH ONE GODDAM STORY BEFORE YOU START ANOTHER. OTHERWISE YOU'LL END UP LIKE GRAHAM WITH ALL THOSE WHORES.
LEO'S GOT A LUMP HEAD THAT BEEN BEAT WITH TWO UGLY STICKS, AND THE RETARD CAN'T EVEN GIVE HIS BOOKS AWAY FREE. ARTHUR, PLEASE IGNORE THAT FOR ONCE.
AND DOUGLAS; FINISH ONE GODDAM STORY BEFORE YOU START ANOTHER. OTHERWISE YOU'LL END UP LIKE GRAHAM WITH ALL THOSE WHORES.
DuckyMedwick wrote: "AND DOUGLAS; FINISH ONE GODDAM STORY BEFORE YOU START ANOTHER. OTHERWISE YOU'LL END UP LIKE GRAHAM WITH ALL THOSE WHORES. "But it's honestly not such a bad place to be...
The new "Family Practice" cover is on the left, you GR limited nincompoop Douglas.
"I step up on the platform.
The man give me the news.
He say you must be joking son.
Where did you get those shoes."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9vqN...
The man give me the news.
He say you must be joking son.
Where did you get those shoes."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9vqN...
i feel like i should sit this one out artie let in some fresh blood
There is a difference between mere nostalgia and timeless period pieces. One who cannot differentiate has no ability to pass the easy analogy part of the SAT's and can be quite a bore.
Playing the baddest ass of all time is actually the mere nostalgia part. Thing is that there's only one of them and you ain't it.
Playing the baddest ass of all time is actually the mere nostalgia part. Thing is that there's only one of them and you ain't it.
Obviously nothing you know anything about jerkoff.
MaxCady3 wrote: "Obviously nothing you know anything about jerkoff."i'll jerkoff on ur mom's face how bout that
Arthur, really. "Once a purveyor of ............... now reduced ............ "
What bullshit. Judging from the company you keep you've always been reduced.
Sigh. Just here to elevate things a tad; but the condition may be as terminal as that Brooklyn fag's hockey puck face.
What bullshit. Judging from the company you keep you've always been reduced.
Sigh. Just here to elevate things a tad; but the condition may be as terminal as that Brooklyn fag's hockey puck face.
I mean, this "poetry" would be absolutely fascinating were it not on kiddy cartoon TV for decades.
"Oooooh, my. Can I be more shocking than the asshole that never got out of grammar school?"
Gotta find that kid's show. Don't remember the name and it's been off the air since before 9-11.
"Oooooh, my. Can I be more shocking than the asshole that never got out of grammar school?"
Gotta find that kid's show. Don't remember the name and it's been off the air since before 9-11.
MaxCady3 wrote: "Can I be more shocking than the asshole that never got out of grammar school?"SCREW YOU DICKNOSE
SCREW BLOWJOB SCARLOTTI, FAN OF RETARDATION.
Look, the "guy" shows up here for the first time and says; " i feel like i should sit this one out artie let in some fresh blood," pointing a charge of "old" at the partial book post I just put on.
1) Well, muffugga's been sitting it out forever, so muffugga don't need to show up and announce that he is. Every muffugga knows that already.
2) Muffugga can sit out, sit on, or sit "pretty" with any muffuggin thing he wants. Don't need to bring that shit here though.
3) Closest thing to "fresh blood" that muffugga ever seen was in that employee free lunch whopper he gets at Mickey D's.
Just fuck this fucking shit, Graham. You gonna bring every sadass muffugga you know over here? Piece of shit.
1) Well, muffugga's been sitting it out forever, so muffugga don't need to show up and announce that he is. Every muffugga knows that already.
2) Muffugga can sit out, sit on, or sit "pretty" with any muffuggin thing he wants. Don't need to bring that shit here though.
3) Closest thing to "fresh blood" that muffugga ever seen was in that employee free lunch whopper he gets at Mickey D's.
Just fuck this fucking shit, Graham. You gonna bring every sadass muffugga you know over here? Piece of shit.
MaxCady3 wrote: "Just fuck this fucking shit, Graham. You gonna bring every sadass muffugga you know over here?"Hey, I'm just glad whenever we can get more than one sadass muffugga commenting...
Arthur wrote; "Hey, I'm just glad whenever we can get more than one sadass muffugga commenting... "
Knew you'd say that. Set you up for it. No lie.
Me too, but I get choosy. Know any high school graduates that don't want to start no shit?
DICKLIP MUFFUGGA THINK HE MUFFUGGIN BATMAN.
Knew you'd say that. Set you up for it. No lie.
Me too, but I get choosy. Know any high school graduates that don't want to start no shit?
DICKLIP MUFFUGGA THINK HE MUFFUGGIN BATMAN.
Douglas wrote; "This is what happens when a STUPID, UNKIND, ILL-MANNERED MAN tries to write a book!"
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?"
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?"
Just had to come back for one more after seeing the great news reported in AOL's #1 spot.
NORTH CAROLINA'S BATHROOM ISSUES ARE OVER
No longer will people have their bathroom preferences decided by the neanderthal Republican dictated law which went according to the kind of woo one has. One can now pick their gender.
Damn. I can't wait to visit North Carolina now, as I identify as a female, and tend to take my time when indisposed.
Hehehe.
NORTH CAROLINA'S BATHROOM ISSUES ARE OVER
No longer will people have their bathroom preferences decided by the neanderthal Republican dictated law which went according to the kind of woo one has. One can now pick their gender.
Damn. I can't wait to visit North Carolina now, as I identify as a female, and tend to take my time when indisposed.
Hehehe.
Thanks to GR resident millennials I learned two new phrases yesterday; "rusty trombone," which is described in Wiki and includes a drawing, and "Cleveland steamer," and I'm wondering if the latter refers to Douglas in any way. It does have ties with one of his short stories.
"Another waitress with an IUD." Reading poetry has its (e)affects.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MFGK...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MFGK...
This was the much more talented John-boy predecessor I was trying to recall yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGR8p...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGR8p...
Removed the booh quotes due to a lack of interest. Been reading some of the "reviews" of people mentioned here. Found a spot where all the usual circle jerk said that it was for teenage boys. So, when in Rome ..............................
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8t3W...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8t3W...
Withheld wrote: "I despise you, and want you to suffer."You've been MIA/AWOL for almost two weeks! I'd be surprised if you didn't churn out like three or four books with all that time/energy saved not trolling...
Ha. No, I'm just getting the last half of a 90 pager. When infected by the "quality" bug, one comes to a crawl.
How's this book doing? I've seen loads of complimentary reviews.
How's this book doing? I've seen loads of complimentary reviews.
Withheld wrote: "How's this book doing? I've seen loads of complimentary reviews."The consensus seems to be that HSTQ is getting better with each issue, but it's hard enough getting people to read something 24 pages in length, let alone 300+ pages (as with Prose in Poor Taste), whatever the reviews say.
Can't be better for the book. I guess it will take people more time to go through all of it. I've seen the topic of length discussed on other threads. There does seem to be some degree of aversion, and I've been trying to say that the length shouldn't be a consideration, as you can drop a long one just as easily as a short one; or see the long one as 5-6 short ones. They don't say, but I suspect that the need to post many reviews comes into play.
That's a general conversation, and should have absolutely nothing to do with a short story collection, unless you go back to that need to post many reviews.
If I might dissent a little bit, I think that I've seen a number of HST commentators say that it's a bit hard hitting; but that sort of thing is inevitable when there are more viewers.
Everyone thinks about it; me more than most; but this book industry gives no financial incentive to do anything other than what one is inclined to do.
That's a general conversation, and should have absolutely nothing to do with a short story collection, unless you go back to that need to post many reviews.
If I might dissent a little bit, I think that I've seen a number of HST commentators say that it's a bit hard hitting; but that sort of thing is inevitable when there are more viewers.
Everyone thinks about it; me more than most; but this book industry gives no financial incentive to do anything other than what one is inclined to do.
Withheld wrote: "this book industry gives no finacial incentive to do anything other than what one is inclined to do."Could not have said it any better myself.
Been reading of Derrida. Outside of GR, everyone disagrees with him. But, I think he'sall right, as whatever I say or write cannot legitimately be called wrong, as no one knows the context.
You four starred two of his book, but wrote no words. Don't stars count?
You four starred two of his book, but wrote no words. Don't stars count?
"Sure. you know where that's at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah."
Couldn't find the one I was looking for, so sorry, you got stuck with this; but Derrida would have liked it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwoiy...
Couldn't find the one I was looking for, so sorry, you got stuck with this; but Derrida would have liked it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwoiy...
Since I can get sarcastic sometimes, I'd just like to re-say that when I mentioned twice trying unsuccessfully to vote for Doug's book as best humor of 2017, despite liking a book about the social proprieties of farting better, I wasn't makig that up. Like one time yesterday I tried again today using the cut and paste for the title and it will not register.
Are you sure that yours did, Arthur. I think it should pop up in your feed if it did. Secondly, could there be a problem with the genre? Third, could there be a problem with me? .............. Don't answer the last one.
Are you sure that yours did, Arthur. I think it should pop up in your feed if it did. Secondly, could there be a problem with the genre? Third, could there be a problem with me? .............. Don't answer the last one.
Did it again. I do know that the Amazon system can be easily made to ignore entries, as it was done with one large publisher's orders when they had a dispute with Amazon a few years back.
I hate conspiracy theories.
Ah, fuck it. Douglas wasn't going to win anyway; and even if he did it would do him as much good as Harry Whitewolf getting #46 best book on Read Freely last year.
I should just grow up; becoming a writer is like returning to the ghetto.
I hate conspiracy theories.
Ah, fuck it. Douglas wasn't going to win anyway; and even if he did it would do him as much good as Harry Whitewolf getting #46 best book on Read Freely last year.
I should just grow up; becoming a writer is like returning to the ghetto.
"She'll say the same thing; the same thing as you." This is the one I couldn't find the other day. I thought it was his best, but I'm in a minority.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOyXs...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOyXs...
"They're not just good friends." This one will usually clear the assholes from the room. Gotta be so carful; that was not a reference to an AG thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS70G...
P.S. 5 minutes later and already a correction, maybe not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS70G...
P.S. 5 minutes later and already a correction, maybe not.
Note; Annandale is the name of a women's correctional facility in NJ. The words sound as if it's possible that is what they are referring to, but the pictures don't bear that out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8OU...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8OU...
ANNIHILATE THEM
The three people who have seen parts of my books may have concluded that I’m apolitical. That is not the case. I have rather strong convictions in certain areas. And this is one of them.
I’m calling for an annihilation of all heterosexuals. Bi-sexuals are a gray area, and the bottom line boils down to degree of preference, and I don’t want to muddy the waters ..... at this point.
If we don’t annihilate them we should at least prevent them from marrying right now, and getting the preferential income tax treatment which is attendant to that. If God intended them to be married he'd have provided Adam and Eve with a priest to perform the nuptials,
Consider some of their atrocious forms of behavior;
1) They make babies and force everyone to again subsidize them through the IRS as well as fund the “free” schools attended by their brats.
2) The males of that ilk distastefully strut, act all macho and shit, and make very un-funny, distasteful, and snide comments about gay people. They also take up all the mirror space at the gym.
3) They are boring as hell. There are only three things they can do, and most of them have “issues” with two of them. In contrast, homosexuals display an infinite and expanding number of possibilities, and their only “issue” is with the goddam hetero monkey asses.
4) They are zeroes in the interesting world of art.
5) Their federal politicians go for war at the drop of a hat, increasing deaths and decreasing resources.
6) They catcall at the “Gay Pride” parade.
7) Hitler and Trump presumably was-is hetero.
I’m sure more can be added to the list, as I dashed this off rather quickly, because the annihilation movement has to start somewhere soon.
FUCK THE HETEROS. THEY WON’T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.
Sincerely;
E*wa*d D*ob**sk*
LGB&TIQ and whatever-letters-have-been-added-since-last-time-I-looked advocate
The three people who have seen parts of my books may have concluded that I’m apolitical. That is not the case. I have rather strong convictions in certain areas. And this is one of them.
I’m calling for an annihilation of all heterosexuals. Bi-sexuals are a gray area, and the bottom line boils down to degree of preference, and I don’t want to muddy the waters ..... at this point.
If we don’t annihilate them we should at least prevent them from marrying right now, and getting the preferential income tax treatment which is attendant to that. If God intended them to be married he'd have provided Adam and Eve with a priest to perform the nuptials,
Consider some of their atrocious forms of behavior;
1) They make babies and force everyone to again subsidize them through the IRS as well as fund the “free” schools attended by their brats.
2) The males of that ilk distastefully strut, act all macho and shit, and make very un-funny, distasteful, and snide comments about gay people. They also take up all the mirror space at the gym.
3) They are boring as hell. There are only three things they can do, and most of them have “issues” with two of them. In contrast, homosexuals display an infinite and expanding number of possibilities, and their only “issue” is with the goddam hetero monkey asses.
4) They are zeroes in the interesting world of art.
5) Their federal politicians go for war at the drop of a hat, increasing deaths and decreasing resources.
6) They catcall at the “Gay Pride” parade.
7) Hitler and Trump presumably was-is hetero.
I’m sure more can be added to the list, as I dashed this off rather quickly, because the annihilation movement has to start somewhere soon.
FUCK THE HETEROS. THEY WON’T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.
Sincerely;
E*wa*d D*ob**sk*
LGB&TIQ and whatever-letters-have-been-added-since-last-time-I-looked advocate
Withheld wrote: "I’m calling for an annihilation of all heterosexuals."Can't we at least just have our own island or something..? I'm already fixed, so you won't need to worry about sterilizing me.
Arthur wrote[ "Can't we at least just have our own island or something..? I'm already fixed, so you won't need to worry about sterilizing me. "
Maybe. I'm not good at details and this movement is in its infancy. But one place comes to mind right away. Gotta admit, the apartments-condos there sell for more than a million. .................... IDK. Maybe if one is aberrant one has to pay through the nose for the privilidge. I would think that you'll at least have to sign a notarized statement that you don't catcall at the parades.
Other more experienced thoughts welcomed as I'm winging it.
Maybe. I'm not good at details and this movement is in its infancy. But one place comes to mind right away. Gotta admit, the apartments-condos there sell for more than a million. .................... IDK. Maybe if one is aberrant one has to pay through the nose for the privilidge. I would think that you'll at least have to sign a notarized statement that you don't catcall at the parades.
Other more experienced thoughts welcomed as I'm winging it.
Withheld wrote: "Sit on your buttplug and rotate furiously."
Personal property or part of a communal collection?
You might be more interested in the secret project I'm about to unveil; "The Tanuki's Reprise 'Design for Living' Aided by Charlie Sheen." Want an ARC?