100% Science Is The Way At Each and Every Bay!

So the cat was told the other day that science is 100% accurate at his bay. Hmmmmm, I refused to argue with this idiot though. My IQ would suffer a blow if so. But works for a post here at my coast.

Science has 100% truth,
At each and every booth.
It can't be wrong,
From here to Hong Kong.

The data is right.
Numbers take flight.
They don't lie,
They are from upon high.

Nothing will be proven wrong.
So just agree and go along.
Scientists are so great.
They have such a great trait.

Wait? What was that?
You are just a silly cat.
They are all right.
Day and even night.

They don't lie one bit.
No, they aren't full of shit.
They don't play the game.
That would just be lame.

Who needs grant money?
You are so funny.
Who needs to appease the board?
Go and pull the rip cord.

That just can't be.
Science won't lie to me.
Scientists get it right.
They show all the light.

It's the end all and be all.
Read the scribbles on the wall.
Hear their data call.
Now agree and stand tall.

They have no need to appease.
Who cares about trustees.
Big companies and such?
Bah, they don't reach out and touch.

Science is 100% true.
You have a loose screw.
Listen to what they found.
It has a 100% truth sound.

Pfffft once more from the cat. Just another friggin dingbat. If humans are behind it, then yep, it can be complete bullshit. They want to appease and keep the money flowing. So of course no one is going to have a contrary showing. Data can be manipulated up the ying yang with ease. Some people suffer from Stupid Disease. I think their head is full of gas. Much more than what comes out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.