A Revolutionary Froggy Snog Blog

So, I think we all know from A Tale of Two Cities, that the French Revolution was the worst of times, and that it all started by the storming of the Bastille, the great medieval prison on the right bank in Paris. So I went there today, totally pumped to see the guillotine guys out steam-cleaning the blades and a woman with an enormous, scary mole, leading some filthy peasants in a chant of: "Guillotine! Guillotine!" if only for the benefit of the tourists. (Come on, we keep the cable cars runni