Freeing the Drones

Writes Frank Golubski:

Just read Tom Woods' post "Bush Official: How Dare Ron Paul Distract the Drones." This made me think of something.

I'm seeing in my mind's eye Ridley Scott's famous Apple Macintosh "1984" commercial.

Except in my version, the drab, grey drones are sitting in the musty, dusty ol' indoor amphitheatre watching RUSH LIMBAUGH (or BILLO or SEAN INSANNITY or GLENN FECKLESS) up on the telescreen, holding forth on the glories of the GOP establishment and its numerous candidates.

Meanwhile, a stunning, athletic blonde is running for her life, carrying a sledge hammer in her hands, toward the amphitheatre, storm troopers hot on her heels.

When she reaches the amphitheatre, she stops before the telescreen, swings that hammer around for all she's worth and releases it just as the storm troopers run in.

She sends it flying, flying toward the telescreen ...

... and BOOM!

And all the drones just sit there slack-jawed, still staring in disbelief toward the destroyed telescreen, wondering what this means.

And what is the blonde wearing?

The Ron Paul gold-peace-prosperity shirt, of course.

Somebody, PLEASE make this parody!