Remember your level

It’s a standard reminder in multi-story parking garages, and I’ve been in and out of this particular one a dozen times in the last couple of years, but for some reason the sign caught my attention this time.

Years of writing combined with years of noticing have made it nearly impossible for me to see a sign as just a sign. My brain immediately started generating alternate wordings, and none of them were good.

Remember your level.
Stay in your lane.
Mind your own business.
Keep your head down...