Auntie Janey's Old-Fashioned Agony Column: In which a reader dreams that she is Mulan or dating President Noynoy

Dear Auntie Janey, My name is Olivia and here is my concern. I have been having weird dreams and I don't know why. Last weekend I dreamt that I was Mulan. Yes, the Disney princess who took her father's place and pretended to be a guy to join China's army in fighting the Huns. In [...]