I recently had a conversation with a person that struck me as so odd that I could barely keep myself from laughing during it. Here's a fragment of that exchange.
Person: Did that hurt at all?
Me: No.
Person: Good. I expressed the gland.
Me: Okay.
Person: It came clear.
Me: That's good?
Person: Yes. If it came milky, that would be a sign of a problem.
Me: Uh-huh.
Person: What I want you to do now is milk the gland at least four times a day.
Me: Okay.
Person: Use the three-finger milking technique, like this. [demonstrates]
Me: Okay.
Person: At least ten strokes each time you milk it.
Me: Okay.
Can you guess the context?
Tomorrow, I'll tell you.
Published on September 22, 2011 10:29