I never even figured out how to pronounce Leo Apotheker's name, and now he's gone already

That's the word on the street, anyway. The HP board meets today and supposedly they're going to can him. Apotheker (in photo at right, shown adjusting earpiece where he receives instructions from outer space) has been at HP for only 10 months but in that time has set a new record for creating chaos and wreaking havoc. There's a rumor that HP's board will hire Meg Whitman to take his place, to which one can only say: Wow. Why not Carol Bartz? Why not Chauncey Gardiner? Oh wait — they've already had him.