And Now . . . A Word on the Accuracy of Goat Eyeballs in Picture Books

Alternate Title: Betsy Postulates Ponderous Problems Involving Irritating Irregular Irises.

Alternate Alternate Title: She’s Getting Gooooooooofy . . .

So. The time has come. You knew it was bound to happen someday. A reckoning, by all accounts. It is time for us to stop whatever it is that we are doing, to sit down, and to think seriously about the shape of pupils and how they effect our affection towards illustrated characters in children’s books.  But first, let’s look long and hard at thi...