Doubling Grades #4: Memory work

Once upon a time there was a court case accusing a man and woman of Public Indecency.  A witness was on the stand, and testifying:

 

“Well, your honor, they was up against the wall screwin’ up a storm–”

The judge interrupted him.  “Excuse me.  We would prefer you use the term `having intercourse'”

“Intercourse?” the man asked.  “What’s that?”

“That,” said the judge haughtily, “is a technicality of language of which the witness is unfortunately unaware.”

The witness flinched, but continued. “W...