Beer Is All The Proof I Need

Hey, have you heard that Apple, the computer company, wants to develop their own Autonomous Cars? They have a huge problem to overcome first before their cars will work. You see, they are having trouble loading Windows!

I can't wait to see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates in Heaven. Once he gives me the Gate code, it will be the first time I ever get a chance to live in a Gated Community!

If you have been reading this Blog over the years, you know that I was a Musician for many years. You know, after all these years I still get recognized once in awhile. It's at Family Reunions, but I still get recognized!

The other day, I went to one of those fancy discounted Oriental Massage Parlors, hoping to get a "Happy Ending." It turned out to be self-served!

When I first met my wife, she used to call me "The Drunken Master." Because of all the beer I drank, all the of time. When I look back and think about all the money I spent on beer over the years, if I had that money now, think of all the beer I could buy!
 This is,Hoping To Bring You A Little Joy On This Friday,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
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