Students

So, we had this thing at the school today. I'm going to call it a pageant. There were five guys and five girls "competing" for the titles of Mr. and Miss Western Heights. Teachers nominate the students, then the student body goes through a couple rounds of voting to choose the winner. Yes, it's a popularity contest. Yes, I have issues with the principal telling me this is the "most prestigious" award we offer. But that's neither here nor there.

The cool thing is that one of the candidates actuall