Time For Play All One Way!

The cat plays two way here and there. Mostly with Cassie at our lair. But I eat the dog for fun. That is more one way as I bite his bun. Seems to be one way a lot though. But still fun for me, don't you know.


This is my play.They didn't see it that way.I guard the hallway.No one getting through is play.

Oh, I see more.I give a roar.They give me a few glares. Then they go back downstairs. 
I'm still playing one wayI'm having my say.Thinking how I will play with your toes,While I strike a pose.

 Cassie wants in.She'll take one way for a spin.A little whack near,And howling I could hear.

She did not care. In one way play all is fair.Even standing on his house.Or treating him like a mouse.

 Staring at him works too.Look at his angry view.Isn't that fun to see?One way play amuses me.

Get even closer still.That is sure a thrill.He's got nowhere to run. Stuck with her fun.

 Did you wail?Oh look, my tail.I bet I can get that in.Time to go for the win.

 See? Shadow's on the wall.That means she won it all.She is standing tall.The other guy isn't having a ball.

Grumpy he is still.Cassie got a thrill. Now time to stretch.One way play sure beats fetch.
Do you do one way play? What? It's fun for the one way player at any bay. The grumpy guy didn't want to join in for a playing fit. I guess he's too old for that shit. Cassie was more annoying to him than me. I better up my game at our sea. I can't be out shined by Cass. I will have to be a more one way playing little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.