Write my bio, win a book!

This got kind of buried at the end of yesterday's long book day post so I'm reposting… Win a copy of Big Big Love! This time I'm giving out two books instead of one.

How to enter:  before 5 PM Eastern Standard Time on the 22nd (tomorrow), leave a comment below in this very blog (hanneblank.com/blog for those of you reading it elsewhere), 100 words or less, in which you detail a completely made-up, fictitious anecdote for my imaginary biography.

Tell me about the time I dug a tunnel under the prison wall only to end up in a septic tank.  Or the time we got stuck in traffic and ended up having a dance party in the bed of the pickup truck stuck in the lane next to us.  Or that time we were trying to earn money busking so we could finally get a ticket out of that backwater spaceport and get back to Alpha Centauri, but the only song we knew all the words to was "Stairway to Heaven"… well, okay, so that one's not fiction.

You get the idea.

Best two win books.