TrainPottering
Choose Magic. Choose a wand. Choose drinking butter beers thinking about Hermione Granger as your second wand swells into a boner erectonus. Choose playing quidditch matches in designer broomsticks. Choose a house to call your own, a Gryffindor or a Slytherin, you remain a complete fucking embarrassment to the foster parents who ignore you and force you to clean the shite out of their kecks. Choose having a nemesis played by a post-English Patient Ralph Fiennes. Well, I chose not to choose magic. I chose to shoot magic heroine into my veins and watch episodes of Charmed.
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Sep 17, 2017 06:28AM
Nice!
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Harry wrote: "Nice!"Probably my last Harry Potter spoof. Don't think I'm going to read any more of the books.
I'm choosing life and going straight.
How many did you read? I've done the first 4, really dragging it out as I'm using it as an excuse so my wife and kids can't talk about it or watch it on tv incase a spoiler gets mentioned.
Jason wrote: "How many did you read? I've done the first 4, really dragging it out as I'm using it as an excuse so my wife and kids can't talk about it or watch it on tv incase a spoiler gets mentioned."I think I did #2 and #3 because we had multiple copies at work donated by a student. I kind of gave up on them once they said I couldn't read at work anymore. I was kind of using them as shared community with some of my students.
Daniel wrote: "I'm choosing life and going straight."Choose Harry Whitewolf instead.
