The Curiously Stunted, Incomprehensibly Disjointed, Perfectly Inadequate Adventures of Nicholas Cornelius Holloway – Episode 71

He reached the summit. He crested the peak. He stood on top of the world.

Except the world is spheroid, so it was also the bottom.

He stood on the very bottom-top of the world and looked up-down.

He’d come so far. He’d conquered countless impasses.

But now that he’d arrived he realized he didn’t know where he was.

And he wasn’t certain he hadn’t been headed in the wrong direction all along.