Star Wars, Brains and Books

And then . . . Aliens!Me: Why?
Brain: You have a book re-releasing this week.
Me: They already know that.
Brain: Some of them may have forgotten.
Me: If they did, it’s because they already bought the book.
Brain: Or they found out JJ Abrams is going to write and direct Episode IX.
Me: . . .
Me: . . .
Brain: You didn’t know?
Me: LENS FLARES FOR EVERYONE!
Brain: I’ll be over here.

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