Writing Woes

I am currently writing the Book That Will Not End. Seriously. I’ve got no more than a chapter or two at best left, but it’s just not happening. I thought I had only a chapter left a chapter ago, but I was wrong mistaken lied to. I even know how the book ends, but it’s like trying to find the missing link. How am I supposed to get from here to there while still being interesting/entertaining/ and adding all those namby pampby feelings that witch retrobabble  and her evil troll partner in crime  crimini  keep harping to me about?

But I’m not bitter.